Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton
ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah
Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car
like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether
Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint:
I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint:
Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have
Girlfriends
