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friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx
 
_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired ass (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day
 

Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they've chest, we are breast. Rina-
They've night falls, we've 2 big balls,they've a big pole,we've a big

hole.
Seema : They can f***' we can suck. They are brilliant' we are pregnant
and at last we are "LOVERS" They R "f***".

 
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?


Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the f******
book says!


This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!


There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your f***y and jumps up and down till it's sick.

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