Giddyup, Id wish you a happy day, but Im just
a little hoarse - hee haw.
I went to see the doctor who said, just be a little
patient.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would
u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Boss: Drive slow. Driver: But sir, u said you want
to reach the hospital fast. Boss: Yes, but not as a patient..
A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.The swami says
when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe..
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me
a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry
& asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint
department at the parachute packing plant
