Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls
saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face
SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody
likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
50/50
Phone
a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did
That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly
see your driving license.
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly
face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
